Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Microsoft vs General Motors

Bill Gates is hanging out with Jack Welch.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says Welch. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

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Q: What did Melinda Gates tell Bill on their honeymoon?
A: Now I know why you call your company micro-soft.

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Q: What is the first computer ever invented; Apple or IBM?
A: Apple. Coz in the garden of Eden, Eve already touched & ate the apple.

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