Dating Different Types of Girls

Here's a summary about what you should expect when dating with girls from different races.

CHINESE MEI MEI

First Date : You get to buy her and expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second Date : You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, nothing happens.

Third Date : You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN MINACHI

First Date : Meet her parents.

Second Date : Set the wedding date.

Third Date : Wedding night.

MALAY MINAH

First Date : You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second Date : you get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third Date : She moves in. One week later, her father, her 4 mothers, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in.

WHITE MARY

First Date : You both get drunk and have sex.

Second Date : You both get drunk and have sex.

Third Date : You both get drunk and have sex.

ARAB AL-KATIJAH

First Date : Mother, father, brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles, friends and entire Arab community find out.

Second Date : You are shot dead.

Third Date : Not applicable.

(Source : Internet)